For a first-time mother, the experience of having a baby is indescribable. The new feeling of life taking from inside her, the physical and emotional changes, and the anticipation of bringing forth a new life is wonderful. A new baby brings untold joys to the life of a mother. These new baby quotes beautifully express the joys of motherhood. This collection of new baby quotes has famous people articulating their feelings on the arrival of a new baby. Whether or not you have a baby, you will find immense pleasure in reading these new baby quotes.
New Baby Quotes
- Nancy Thayer
Who is getting more pleasure from the rocking, baby or me?
- David Letterman
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen. He and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy.
- Shannon Boff
After having twice been a surrogate mother I think I'm going into retirement. Any more babies coming from me are going to be keepers.
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
- Irena Chalmers
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can't get it.
- Jimmy Piersall
on how to diaper a baby Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
- Marion Jones
I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.
- Dave Barry
The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.
- Kate Hudson
I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.
- Sam Brownback
Unborn children can experience pain even more so than adults as the baby has more pain receptors per square inch than at any other time in its life.
- Eileen Elias Freeman
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
- Terri Guillemets
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
- Lucinda Franks
Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.